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Dasmi3

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 November 1986 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9388
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dasmi3 : I am a ball player in my last year of college I love reading about unfortunate events of others and laughing i will post some of my fml events

Dasmi3's page activity

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Dasmi3's favorite FMLs

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

by Noname / 03/16/2009 at 12:05am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

by alejita / 03/02/2009 at 12:52am / United States (Texas) / Kids