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Dasmi3
  • Town/Country : Greenville
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 November 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 8870
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dasmi3 : I am a ball player in my last year of college I love reading about unfortunate events of others and laughing i will post some of my fml events

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Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764
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I agree, your life sucks (319739) - you deserved it (66418)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (460060) - you deserved it (571639)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43933) - you deserved it (7463)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:52am - kids - by alejita (woman) - United States (Texas)



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