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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 November 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9139
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dasmi3 : I am a ball player in my last year of college I love reading about unfortunate events of others and laughing i will post some of my fml events

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Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (404370) - you deserved it (90297)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50931) - you deserved it (8972)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:52am - kids - by alejita (woman) - United States (Texas)

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