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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 387
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DashFTW : Knowing I'm a brony is all you need to know.

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Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

#20150831
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17881) - you deserved it (41936)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

#20133872
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18725) - you deserved it (2655)

On 10/26/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML

#19204484
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8081) - you deserved it (27173)

On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

#18501912
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26507) - you deserved it (2645)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:00am - work - by Anonymous - Malaysia

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

#17980491
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28267) - you deserved it (2939)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

#17940087
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29657) - you deserved it (2178)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML

Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML

#16771812
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34603) - you deserved it (2808)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm - love - by minnEmouse (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

#14797285
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45666) - you deserved it (4918)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

#14737614
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56919) - you deserved it (6752)

On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

#14647834
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9631) - you deserved it (32413)

On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

#14577933
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30298) - you deserved it (14312)

On 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by ash (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took out my ear cartilage piercing. With my comb. FML

#14233403
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26603) - you deserved it (9127)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

#13733165
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28588) - you deserved it (4261)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:04am - health - by jamiedevin (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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