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Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering position. Being contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me for the position and said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 10:39am - money - by compguy (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to my 5 year high school reunion. Everyone there had some huge life accomplishment to brag about - marriage, babies, dream jobs, PhDs, etc. The most awesome thing I could think of was that I finally taught my dog to sit on command. He's 3. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 9:30am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon because "they didn't have one so neither will we", so they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 12:03am - love - by tayluh26 - United States (California)
Today, my dad decides to tell me he's taking the whole family to disney world, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 12:49am - kids - by disneyworld (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 7:29pm - work - by firedofbirthday - Sent from mobile version
Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Maxwell - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5,000 check my grandparents had given me for college money. I found out that instead of my name, they wrote 'our sweet iddle pumpkinbutt'. I couldn't make eye contact with anyone after. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by pumpkinbutt - Sent from mobile version
Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by loveade11 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was pumping gas and decided to go in for a drink. I discovered that when it's cold, sometimes the gas doesn't stop pumping automatically and starts spewing out onto the sidewalk. I had to pay for $53 of spilled gas. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 12:52pm - misc - by dl_zook - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I come home for lunch. I see a sandwich on the table with a note saying "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I see another note from my girlfriend next to it saying "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step mother. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 10:45pm - misc - by SingleWorker (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an XBOX 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 1:19pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
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