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  • Number of visits : 140
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DarthBatman : I am a filmmaker, wannabe comedian, and I suck at sports. I go to USC School of Cinematic Arts.

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Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

#20844435
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75751) - you deserved it (4225)

On 08/19/2013 at 9:06am - love - by Love stinks (man) - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

#20844435
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75751) - you deserved it (4225)

On 08/19/2013 at 9:06am - love - by Love stinks (man) - United States

Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML

#20764553
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35947) - you deserved it (7143)

On 07/05/2013 at 1:43am - animals - by damn dog - United States

Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML

#20648219
68 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by fuckingjesusgran (man) - Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego)

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
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I agree, your life sucks (28186) - you deserved it (4578)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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