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  • Town/Country : Epernay, France
  • Title : Mister
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About Darkness_Hate : Student (in France Champagne-Ardennes) (Not anymore goodbye Uni ! ), Metalhead, Movies lover (Pacino all the way)Series : Game of Thrones/Boardwalk Empire/Castle/Bones/TWD/Vikings/Xena(nostalgia),Video-Games(Left for Dead/Borderlands 1 & 2/The Total War Series),Books (HP Lovecraft/Tolkien/Asimov). We can also add History(Antiquity and Middle Ages)/Geostrategy.

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'I have found my identical hand twin!' Joey". Friends

"You know for a hotline, you're not very hot!"
"Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times." Chandler Friends

If you speak Elvish ( Qwenya or Sindarin) or Dwarvish tell me! I'd like to learn.

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Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML

Today, a customer came into our store and asked if we sold "child sized coffins". This isn't even the weirdest question I've been asked. FML


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On 05/15/2014 at 8:02am - work - by iworkatofficedepothomes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML


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On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend suggested we try something new and spontaneous. Excited to find out first-hand what she had in mind, and ready to fool around, I hurried over to her place. Turns out she's just taken up vegan cooking. FML


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On 05/07/2014 at 11:01pm - misc - by veggiedude - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML


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On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I am afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML


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On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML


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On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML


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On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML


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On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to flirt. The girls were stronger than me and it's now my job to be thrown in the air by girls. FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML


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On 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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