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Darkcamzy
  • Town/Country : USA, Georgia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 July 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Darkcamzy : Message me if you wanna talk :c I'm always bored

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58089) - you deserved it (3564)

On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML

#7020893
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6733) - you deserved it (12446)

On 12/29/2009 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by queen (woman) - Brazil (Minas Gerais)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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162 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)



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