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DarkSeekerX94446

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DarkSeekerX94446

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1017
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About DarkSeekerX94446 : Hi! You've either clicked on my profile by mistake, or you actually want to stalk me, well I gotta tell you one thing, I'm quite boring to be honest.


But don't take anything I say to heart, I'm not a serious person :D

Thanks for stopping by! :P

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DarkSeekerX94446's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

#19152897
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25082) - you deserved it (6218)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

#19066381
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10517) - you deserved it (122477)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

#18973546
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21665) - you deserved it (6623)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

#18467948
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9687) - you deserved it (24512)

On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41352) - you deserved it (9902)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74157) - you deserved it (6997)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

#9143571
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38137) - you deserved it (3030)

On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming, I looked up, only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house, and the heavy breeze was turning their piss into a refreshing mist for me. FML

#2634152
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60823) - you deserved it (3821)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by layout (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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