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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 152
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About DarkScythe951 : I'm 17 I like to game and hang with my friends after school
I play on PS3 (Don't hate) my gamer tag is DarkScythe951 so add me if you want
I like to play Skyrim, ACiii, Battlefield 3, and Dead Space 2
I also play League of Legends on PC. My name is DarkScythe951 so add me on that if you play.

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Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7322) - you deserved it (32290)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35391) - you deserved it (9748)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)



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