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Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 5:06pm - misc - by xoothc08 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 12:47pm - kids - by ripdivine (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML


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On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML


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On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

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