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Danyellstar
  • Town/Country : Lewiston, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 38
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Danyellstar : Hi.
My name is Danyell. I'm pretty much your average teenage girl. I love to shop and have fun with my friends. My favorite color is pink and my favorite food is either chocolate or tacos. My favorite store at the mall is either DEB or Spencer's. I also like PacSun and Aeropostale, Abercrombie, and Hollister. I love my life and I live in Maine

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Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while groaning every hour on the hour for the next two weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18603) - you deserved it (3473)

On 09/10/2010 at 4:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings and heels. When I walked out the door my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriends house I told him what my dad had said and he replied "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10658) - you deserved it (51935)

On 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38792) - you deserved it (570992)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)



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