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About DanqGirlxoxo : Currently a Navy Recruit (MA) ;
Chief Petty Officer in the making!

Cancer | I love the water | Recent Cardio Junkie
| Beautiful inside&OUT.

Only God can judge people ;
& Even he doesn't go to that extent.

1 Corinthians 13:4-7*

Yes ; I hum the Theme Song to "The Backyardigans".
I. D. G. A. F. ;)

" YOU can't cling to the past
Because no matter how tightly
you hold on , It's already gone . . . . "

-H I M Y M

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DanqGirlxoxo's favorite FMLs

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML


I agree, your life sucks (81178) - you deserved it (4570)

On 08/19/2013 at 9:06am - love - by Love stinks (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML


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On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (121063) - you deserved it (17316)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own and that I work at. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28605) - you deserved it (9814)

On 11/12/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML


I agree, your life sucks (117284) - you deserved it (5454)

On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test is on this afternoon. She accidentally emailed me informing me of the date she went on last night, including that she "got laid... yay!!" and a picture. I still don't know what chapters I'm being tested on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (110854) - you deserved it (6858)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:12pm - intimacy - by TMI (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (519441) - you deserved it (33358)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brothers wedding, and introduced me as "the one" to his entire family. FML


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On 03/31/2009 at 6:44am - love - by lizzardbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML


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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

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