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Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (4014)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (4014)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (4014)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (4014)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (4014)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (4014)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (4014)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (4014)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (4014)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (4014)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (4014)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59279) - you deserved it (15284)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML

#5107055
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50073) - you deserved it (7239)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

#5096341
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47599) - you deserved it (6396)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Ballshurt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

#5087862
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45035) - you deserved it (3275)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:12pm - money - by effmylife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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