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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 May 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2784
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Danny0522's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML

#1023184
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13515) - you deserved it (71363)

On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (278005) - you deserved it (50549)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
515 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244486) - you deserved it (82519)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (8398)

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