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Danny0522
  • Town/Country : Florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1988
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I realized that every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involves gym memberships and diet pills. FML

#20096947
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12638) - you deserved it (3928)

On 10/01/2012 at 4:04pm - health - by liveviathetredmill - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML

#20086118
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18224) - you deserved it (1864)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband and I bought a new swing for our front porch. We put it together and sat down to enjoy our accomplishment. 5 minutes into our swing I threw up several times. I have really bad motion sickness, and apparently a swing is no exception. FML

#20074281
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14366) - you deserved it (2611)

On 09/16/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by kacie smith - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

#20071956
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18029) - you deserved it (1898)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my car alarm went off at a funeral, three times. FML

#20070406
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18536) - you deserved it (2950)

On 09/13/2012 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

#20016514
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16901) - you deserved it (1725)

On 08/12/2012 at 5:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got my laptop back after waiting weeks for it to be fixed. It turns out that they didn't fix it; they dusted it off, held it for a few days, and sent it back. FML

#19985315
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19118) - you deserved it (1470)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I received a "get well soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23177) - you deserved it (1915)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

#19823545
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17569) - you deserved it (920)

On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML

#19766178
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29497) - you deserved it (1943)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML

#19741158
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17409) - you deserved it (10500)

On 06/05/2012 at 10:21pm - work - by Mark - United States

Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML

#19658445
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4751) - you deserved it (27126)

On 05/21/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Cam (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55168) - you deserved it (2954)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6792) - you deserved it (24011)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

#19131247
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31717) - you deserved it (2484)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States



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