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by liveviathetredmill / 10/01/2012 at 4:04pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML
by Anonymous / 09/24/2012 at 1:07am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, my husband and I bought a new swing for our front porch. We put it together and sat down to enjoy our accomplishment. 5 minutes into our swing I threw up several times. I have really bad motion sickness, and apparently a swing is no exception. FML
by kacie smith / 09/16/2012 at 8:36am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
by -___- / 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 4:37pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/12/2012 at 5:23am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 1:02pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm / United States / Health
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2012 at 10:52am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2012 at 3:50pm / United Kingdom (Norfolk) / Love
by Mark / 06/05/2012 at 10:21pm / United States / Work
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
by Cam / 05/21/2012 at 6:38pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by spougeineye1 / 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by GeeTwo / 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, My sister called my boyfriend by my ex's name. I haven't been with my ex for six years. Now,… Today, while in a CROWDED restaurant, my mother asked my grandfather what he was going in to order.… Today, I had to say goodbye to my long distance boyfriend at the airport. I was feeling upset after…