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Today, my navy boyfriend, who's stationed in Italy, calls me to say he is in San Francisco and is coming to see me. After scrambling to get ready, he calls me back to say he doesn't recognize the train station. After searching on Google Maps, it becomes clear he's drunk at Oktoberfest. In Germany. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30440) - you deserved it (1911)

On 09/23/2009 at 10:47pm - love - by Spatch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went with my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's house party. She got incredibly drunk and I spent the whole night looking after her when she was throwing up. In the brief moment before she passed out she said "thanks Matt, you're a great boyfriend." Matt is her ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36192) - you deserved it (3769)

On 08/17/2009 at 1:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailor started out with "Most babies are accidents..." right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48107) - you deserved it (3087)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by A2 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was working as a waitress at this pub. It was dead. After 4 hours I had only made 5$ in tips. A friendly couple came in and complimented EVERYTHING down to the freshness of the lemons in their tea. The bill came to $50. They left me a $5 gift card to starbucks. I don't drink coffee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35639) - you deserved it (4841)

On 06/01/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by Kitty (woman) - United States (New York)



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