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  • Number of visits : 11994
  • Number of comments : 175
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About DangerousBabee : Umm...i Like Tuh ' Hanq out Wif Mi Frannds! I LOVE The Haterz Cuz ' They Only Make Me FAMOUS(: I'm Verryy Funnyy And Sometimes Annoyinq &{+} Yuh ' Want to Kill Meh But Yuh ' Cantt Cuz Yuh ' Love Me! I Like Tuh ' Play Basketball & Soccer. Umm..And I'm In Track&Field! I RUN FAST! >:O Ahahah..Thats All Ferr Now Folks! Ohh && i Luff Readinq FML Stories cuz they are funny xD Ohh && By The Way Last Night Yer Boyfraands Forehead Was On My Abs xD

-Đā ŞŵąġĢěя ĐąģĞęŘ *( Oh Anddd My Profile Picture Thinqq Says "Im Your Puppet". My Boyfraand Drew It For Me.]

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Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says "What's a pronoun?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55100) - you deserved it (10852)

On 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by theatreismylife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78702) - you deserved it (162352)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

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