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About DangSpicyMama : Yes, that is a banana-duck. So, I don't know if this profile is supposed to sound funny or inspiring, but how about both?... Or neither? I seriously don't care what you think of this.
I'm Buddhist (Ommm on my brothers,) I have a pair of boobs (their names are Cleopatra and Naquisha,) I hate homophobes (all you guys would make out with Ryan Gosling or Heath Ledger if you got the chance,) I write books because I hope to some day redeem the crappy literature of today and I like waffles (oh God, waffles....)
What did Buddha say? "Anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Monday 5 October 2015