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Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML
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On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
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On 04/11/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by ripped (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
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On 03/30/2009 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Julie - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
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On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta
Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
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On 03/16/2009 at 11:17pm - work - by Dansonn (man) - United States (California)
Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by shit_upon_literally (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)
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