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Dandukas
  • Town/Country : Vilnius, Lithuania
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 April 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 497
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Dandukas : Waiting for the mating season

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Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

#15012053
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28089) - you deserved it (4332)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by YeahItsmecoolhuh (woman) - United Arab Emirates

Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML

#15002719
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23586) - you deserved it (3752)

On 02/16/2011 at 1:53pm - health - by Magilla - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

#15002281
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40592) - you deserved it (5119)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

#15001986
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28506) - you deserved it (2743)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

#15000344
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21601) - you deserved it (33613)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

#14999054
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25950) - you deserved it (4385)

On 02/16/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Tori (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

#14994829
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25258) - you deserved it (5233)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML

#14993502
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23140) - you deserved it (1804)

On 02/15/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by Nearis (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38014) - you deserved it (7385)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML

#14518495
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32973) - you deserved it (2528)

On 01/09/2011 at 6:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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