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DanceOnTheEdge
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 11956
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 22 posted

About DanceOnTheEdge : I'm Lacey.
I'm in your face.
I'm in college.
I'm majoring in communications.
I plan on becomming a Public Relations Specialist.
I'm a huge nerd.
I'm okay with that.
I am extremely open minded.
I'm fun.
I sing into hairbrushes
And I play air guitar.
Call me a freak but thats just the way I roll.
I'm the girl you never get just quite what you see.

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (362941) - you deserved it (401263)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)