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Dale_xD

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  • Number of visits : 13483
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Dale_xD : I'm only here for the cake.

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Dale_xD's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

#479
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17738) - you deserved it (6370)

On 12/09/2008 at 8:50am - misc - by Heyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

#479
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17738) - you deserved it (6370)

On 12/09/2008 at 8:50am - misc - by Heyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

#479
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17738) - you deserved it (6370)

On 12/09/2008 at 8:50am - misc - by Heyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49153) - you deserved it (26648)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32491) - you deserved it (15537)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26125) - you deserved it (24080)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42708) - you deserved it (22954)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55049) - you deserved it (40226)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -



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