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  • Number of visits : 12168
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

#13060463
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8055) - you deserved it (22664)

On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

#12792346
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36839) - you deserved it (24154)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

#12304644
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30251) - you deserved it (8397)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42713) - you deserved it (3605)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52515) - you deserved it (8558)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

#12261661
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9180) - you deserved it (34724)

On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39585) - you deserved it (10032)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML

#11198427
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18947) - you deserved it (25205)

On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41097) - you deserved it (8464)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

#9087167
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21560) - you deserved it (8257)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

#9074868
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10003) - you deserved it (22512)

On 03/14/2010 at 2:29pm - work - by teachingsucks (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25090) - you deserved it (10466)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

#8936856
385 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11748) - you deserved it (33883)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27197) - you deserved it (3790)

On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)



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