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Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17720) - you deserved it (3387)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:12pm - work - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

#6185536
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I agree, your life sucks (18595) - you deserved it (7362)

On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

#4805621
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18271) - you deserved it (21499)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

#1186879
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46838) - you deserved it (7323)

On 04/21/2009 at 6:51am - health - by Chip (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML

#779437
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62104) - you deserved it (6515)

On 04/03/2009 at 5:07am - animals - by sodaxpopxhiccups (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

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