About Daaniellee1234 : Hii, my name is Danielle and I live in a shitty little town. You can pretty much count on the fact I will always be wearing a beanie. I have my ears gauged and I love it. In the winter I spend all of my free time snowboarding, and in the summer you can find me at the lake wakeboarding, kneeboarding, and tubing. I like to kickbox, play MW3 on xbox, and spend my free time hanging out with my friends. I'm fucking weird and you'll learn to understand my twisted mind. Enough of my blabbing, what up with you ? Message me bitchezz :)
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Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I decided to be funny and tell him I was Iron Man and nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States
Today, it's Saturday night. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get excited thinking about getting to sleep with a new pillow. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by soy_un_perderdor (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by Normal (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version
Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school saying "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits". FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 6:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by Childhood (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on ebay. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by graospe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by B-Man (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was getting ready to go to a surprise party I'd planned for my best friend. All was going well on the discretion part until I logged onto Facebook. I saw that my sister had set her status to, "At Natalie's surprise party! BBL!" Natalie had liked it. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by surprise (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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