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Daaniellee1234
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1939 (72 years)
  • Number of visits : 17192
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Daaniellee1234 : Hi, i'm Danielle, just your average Canadian eh. I game way to hard on Black Ops. I love snowboarding and I love being in the sunshine. I'm a lover not a fighter, although if you piss me off i'd gladly dome you in the head with my fist. I dont like to judge people, everyone is someone. I dont know what I would do without my cat Puddy. I like to brush my teeth in shower. Lets party ? Message me if you wanna chat.

Knock knock.
Whose there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked.

I'm sick of bitches bitching about other bitches being bitches.

I'm kinda boring, but if you wanna follow a brutha on twitta it's @danielledubzz :)

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Today, I posted a status on Facebook saying I was depressed and needed someone to talk to. Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself". It got 20 likes. FML

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On 01/15/2011 at 12:38am - misc - by Zmeilerr - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24491) - you deserved it (1554)

On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

#7508111 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (9344) - you deserved it (15454)

On 01/22/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by oldschool (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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On 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm - misc - by burnedboy (man) - United States

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

#7391699 (210)

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 6-year-old cousin came to my door, demanding canned food. I asked him what for, and he said, "Dad said I needed them for a school project." I said all right, and he started raiding my pantry. I was left with only green beans. He stole all my Spaghetti O's. FML

#7389576 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (6622) - you deserved it (15579)

On 01/16/2010 at 11:43pm - misc - by Stumble (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749 (55)

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15 minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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On 01/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bali_Boil (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

#7358643 (95)

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On 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm - misc - by Dreadge (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

#7340967 (135)

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On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went for a ride with my son. I noticed he didn't have his seat belt on. To teach him a lesson, I drove very slowly and hit the brakes really hard. The impact was greater than I thought, so my son hit his head against the window and left a huge crack. He just laughed. FML

#7318850 (296)

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On 01/13/2010 at 1:12pm - kids - by Joe (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML

#7313785 (95)

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On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML

#7258041 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (8317) - you deserved it (26372)

On 01/10/2010 at 1:13pm - love - by Olihime (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML

#7256153 (398)

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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)