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DaRaffers
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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On 03/17/2013 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 1:16am - love - by itsnotyouitsher - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML

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On 02/25/2013 at 6:00pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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On 02/07/2013 at 10:58pm - animals - by fish killer - Canada

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

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On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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