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Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night tonight after my wedding reception. Their room is 203. Mine is 201. Their room shares a wall with my honeymoon suite. My grandparents are going to hear me consummate my marriage. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50893) - you deserved it (5355)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by groom (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6928) - you deserved it (61292)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46100) - you deserved it (2325)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)



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