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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 351
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Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML


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On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML


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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML


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On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)

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