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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 28
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Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51928) - you deserved it (6190)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)



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