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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today... My Mom Got Me A Christmas Present. Since I'm Ahovian... She Thought It Would Be Cool To Get Mehat She Thought Was A Sonic Screwdriver. It Was Actually A Dildo Shaped As One. I Opened The Gift In Front Of My Entre Family. FML

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On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today , mah friends and I went to the strip club for mah birthday . I now know how mah sister is paying for her new car . FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I learned tat my girlfriend is ceating on me wen se was arrested fir aving sex in public. Not wit me toug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41230) - you deserved it (3242)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)



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