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DaDivineDevil
  • Town/Country : Hyderabad, India
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 May 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 97
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DaDivineDevil : Frank, athletic and fun to be around with i guess ^^

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Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

#8094322
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17767) - you deserved it (1695)

On 02/10/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

#8047035
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16600) - you deserved it (4977)

On 02/09/2010 at 9:26am - health - by mynameislor - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (462570) - you deserved it (574603)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (462570) - you deserved it (574603)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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