Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

DaDezza244

Online | Search for a member

DaDezza244

16Fucked!

DaDezza244DaDezza244
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 66060
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About DaDezza244 : I only comment so I don't disappear into the pages of history lol. My comments will suck since I'm hopeless at making puns. FML

anyone want to be friends with me? im very awkward socially and its rather depressing when you have no proper friends to hang with😢

Hello strangers.
Let's run away from the wickedness of the world and travel to Narnia or Hogwarts! The world is mad and I had enough. It's time for us to disappear to our fantasies

Let's travel the world and obtain every Pokèmon that currently exists in our imagination! (I prefer all pokemon up to 486 )

never judge a person by their appearance. always try to get to know the person although I'll never will because im just too afraid to initiate a conversation

DaDezza244's page activity

Visits<b>Bonngoo</b> - 2 hours ago<b>TheYoshiMan</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:14am<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:44pm<b>laurellkawes</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 12:08am<b>IAm123</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 1:32pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 2:26pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 11:49am<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 11:57am<b>Quendolin</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 2:49am<b>nandybear</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 12:20am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 7:15pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 7:49am<b>toeloezz</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 6:22pm<b>p_diddy77</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 5:53pm<b>datkenna</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 2:32pm<b>AutisticAbyss</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 1:53pm<b>TMWhisp</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 1:46pm<b>csjc</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 1:25pm

Fucked!<b>Bonngoo</b> - one hour ago<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 10:20am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 1:15am<b>datkenna</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 8:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 2:11pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 9:00am<b>MRSwick2525</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 5:17pm<b>Miooow</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 6:06pm<b>tralulilulalala</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 12:54pm<b>Luluthus</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 1:21pm<b>laureri</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:19pm<b>NephilimPie</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 7:40pm<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:56am<b>kpopforeverr</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 5:41pm<b>emmaaadotcom</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 4:44am

DaDezza244's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of DaDezza244's badges

DaDezza244's favorite FMLs

Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML

#21491960
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23937) - you deserved it (1588)

On 11/13/2015 at 2:06am - work - by nothowscienceworks - United States (California)

Today, I finally got to a point where I could ask my mother about how enthusiastically she used to beat me. First sentence out of her mouth was, "It didn't change your behaviour, but it did make me feel better." FML

#21491931
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24693) - you deserved it (2019)

On 11/13/2015 at 12:24am - health - by MeAgainDr... (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML

#21491660
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13289) - you deserved it (27247)

On 11/12/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by friendless1004 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML

#21491655
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22884) - you deserved it (4322)

On 11/12/2015 at 11:24am - love - by Porche - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

#21490307
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22403) - you deserved it (2429)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML

#21489787
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25540) - you deserved it (2457)

On 11/08/2015 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML

#21489306
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22137) - you deserved it (5546)

On 11/06/2015 at 5:39pm - misc - by honk honk, fuckwad (man) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML

#21489273
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12097) - you deserved it (30055)

On 11/06/2015 at 3:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I did such a bad job explaining the recent change from daylight savings time, that my 5-year-old son is now convinced that we're time travellers. FML

#21489205
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20704) - you deserved it (4419)

On 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm - kids - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my 35-year-old husband that "Honda" and "Hyundai" are two separate car companies, not to two different pronunciations of the same one. FML

#21489040
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20724) - you deserved it (1994)

On 11/05/2015 at 11:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML

#21488826
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20191) - you deserved it (2344)

On 11/05/2015 at 3:52pm - health - by EnderHorse - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a man trying to get a screaming little girl into a van. I called 911 and ran over yelling at him. His wife then got out of the van and explained the girl was their daughter and they were just trying to make her go to school. FML

Today, my father, who is not familiar with keyboards, had me register his new email account for him at the public library. His username choice? "Wang dang sweet poon tang". People heard. FML

#21488619
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20854) - you deserved it (1857)

On 11/05/2015 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone would lower the amount of data being used by her streaming songs. FML

#21488577
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22114) - you deserved it (2707)

On 11/04/2015 at 10:32pm - misc - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

#21488169
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20917) - you deserved it (1405)

On 11/03/2015 at 10:10pm - work - by 123literateABC - United States (Michigan)



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: