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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 40856
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About DaDezza244 : Hello strangers.
Let's run away from the wickedness of the world and travel to Narnia or Hogwarts! The world is mad and I had enough. It's time for us to disappear to our fantasies

Let's travel the world and obtain every Pokèmon that currently exists in our imagination! (I prefer all pokemon up to 486)

I'm hopeless at making puns so I don't really comment. Anxiety problems is also a reason I don't comment. #TheStruggle

University life is upon me!
I love History and Cars
I am Respectful, kind Person
I am Australian with an Asian descent
I Hate racist people.
I Believe in Human Rights
Stand up for what you believe.
Be Respectful to everyone.
I'm on app most of the time.
Support same-sex marriage!
Don't Judge people!
Message me if you wish!
CYA later :D

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DaDezza244's favorite FMLs

Today I am struggling with exhaustion due to insomnia. The reason I cannot sleep is crippling anxiety - about complicatd romantic situation pileup of work or even relationship with father. No I'm afraid of a blind ship captain I saw in a dream three days ago. FML

#21327341
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23385) - you deserved it (4175)

On 12/30/2014 at 6:47pm - health - by insomniacap (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was trying to show mah family a cool website . Unfortunately mah porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of mah favorite porn site . I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted . FML

#21324815
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14313) - you deserved it (35043)

On 12/26/2014 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today , I accidentally textd my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

#21324443
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16769) - you deserved it (47826)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... My Mom Got Me A Christmas Present. Since I'm Ahovian... She Thought It Would Be Cool To Get Mehat She Thought Was A Sonic Screwdriver. It Was Actually A Dildo Shaped As One. I Opened The Gift In Front Of My Entre Family. FML

#21323893
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (3469)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today , as I walked into McDonald's with mah mom , she glanced at me and said , "Smells lyk your future." FML

#21323487
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29715) - you deserved it (3623)

On 12/24/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today,hile shopping with my father , I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opend the door to the men's room , my father yelld that it was the ladies room. I then turnd around and went through the other door,here I endd up getting bitch-slappd. FML

#21322769
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (5536)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by wowdadreally (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , My Ex Called , Saying She's 3 Months Pregnant. She Seems To Have Forgotten That We Haven't Been In The Same Room , Much Less Friends , In Over A Year. My Dimwitted Wife Thinks The Babby Is Mine. Mega FML

#21322698
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37427) - you deserved it (3908)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:32pm - love - by both are dimwitted - United States (California)

Today... on a first date with a guy... I spilld ice cream all over mah pants. He bought me some more... and as I was thanking him... he said... "You've never had a guy treat you right... have you?" I said no and startd crying. FML

#21322290
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39280) - you deserved it (4366)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I spent a quarter of an our trying to figure out wy ma car wouldn't unlock ten wy ma number plate ad canged. FML

#21322036
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19342) - you deserved it (22985)

On 12/22/2014 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today , mah girlfriand of two yaars askd ma y I would navar tia har shoas 4 har. I confassd to har mah daap hatrd of faat. Latar , I woka up from a nap naxt to mah girlfriand. With har faat in mah mouth. FML

#21321894
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31938) - you deserved it (5624)

On 12/22/2014 at 3:05am - love - by ScottyB - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a customar cama in with a laptop smashad bayond rapair!! Sha askad if wa could racovar har filas, but thanks to mah idiot boss naw stora policy I had to ask har a bunch of quastions, including if sha had triad "turning it on an off"!! Sha starad at ma, spaachlass, lika I was a complata moron!! FML

#21321539
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34528) - you deserved it (3740)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today , mah parents had a loud argument overho is worse in bd. FML

#21320583
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29503) - you deserved it (2057)

On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)

Today , my boyfriand jokingly said that if I didn't pass my axam , ha wouldn't hava sax with ma 4 a month. I failad it , an now ha thinks I did it on purposa. FML

#21319715
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31455) - you deserved it (4616)

On 12/18/2014 at 12:59pm - love - by peteto818 (woman) - Bulgaria (Pernik)

Today, I took a crap!! When I stood up to admre mah handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet!! I freaked out lyk a little grl, thinking I was bleeding out of mah ass!! Then I noticed the ketchup packets mah roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me!! FML

#21319149
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29967) - you deserved it (5727)

On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute !! I wasn't having sex or even making out !! I was spooning !! FML

#21318416
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35203) - you deserved it (6527)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)



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