Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

DaDezza244

Online | Search for a member

DaDezza244

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12323
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About DaDezza244 : Hello strangers.
University life is upon me!
I love History and Cars
I am Respectful, kind Person
I am Half Asian and Half Australian
I Hate racist people.
I Believe in Human Rights
Stand up for what you believe.
Be Respectful to everyone.
I'm on app most of the time.
Support same-sex marriage!
Don't Judge people!
Message me if you wish!
CYA later :D

You wanna know a secret that I'm ashamed of? Well I'm very paranoid or self conscious about what people think of me cause I'm asian :O

DaDezza244's page activity

Visits<b>emmaaadotcom</b> - 20 hours ago<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 1:55am<b>waitwhatsgoingon</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 12:04am<b>gmc_blossom</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 2:51am<b>DubiousDude69</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 3:37am<b>csofball7</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 8:52pm<b>PenguinBitch</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 10:04pm<b>abylenee_</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 4:12pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 2:36pm<b>ronberg</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 1:43am<b>DreamBigDollFace</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 8:23am<b>MARGIE9</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 11:21pm<b>ExoticWaffles</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 3:45pm<b>PlasmaPorter</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 2:33am<b>captaininouille</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 9:53am<b>chiefsmalls</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 12:42pm<b>iSativa</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 10:02am<b>Adam5858</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 7:09am

Liked!<b>emmaaadotcom</b> - yesterday at 4:44am

DaDezza244's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Facebook

Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of DaDezza244's badges

DaDezza244's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

#20893338
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38941) - you deserved it (2465)

On 09/23/2013 at 6:49pm - misc - by theynamedmeluke (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML

#20893179
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50917) - you deserved it (3398)

On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML

#20891806
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36784) - you deserved it (3956)

On 09/22/2013 at 5:21pm - kids - by soannoyed - United States

Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML

#20891277
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39262) - you deserved it (3139)

On 09/22/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by SeriouslyDad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

#20890231
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38297) - you deserved it (3701)

On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML

#20889340
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43237) - you deserved it (19269)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

#20889286
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19086) - you deserved it (33969)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

#20889279
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42033) - you deserved it (9729)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

#20888741
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46362) - you deserved it (8252)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That would have been okay if it weren't my lingerie. FML

Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML

#20887990
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40952) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm - kids - by Smoothskin (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML

#20886867
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19852) - you deserved it (30151)

On 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm - work - by Sunny (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

#20886598
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39872) - you deserved it (10652)

On 09/18/2013 at 2:31pm - work - by Anoymous (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

#20885056
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36350) - you deserved it (2447)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45130) - you deserved it (8296)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: