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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 40811
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About DaDezza244 : Hello strangers.
Let's run away from the wickedness of the world and travel to Narnia or Hogwarts! The world is mad and I had enough. It's time for us to disappear to our fantasies

Let's travel the world and obtain every Pokèmon that currently exists in our imagination! (I prefer all pokemon up to 486)

I'm hopeless at making puns so I don't really comment. Anxiety problems is also a reason I don't comment. #TheStruggle

University life is upon me!
I love History and Cars
I am Respectful, kind Person
I am Australian with an Asian descent
I Hate racist people.
I Believe in Human Rights
Stand up for what you believe.
Be Respectful to everyone.
I'm on app most of the time.
Support same-sex marriage!
Don't Judge people!
Message me if you wish!
CYA later :D

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DaDezza244's favorite FMLs

Today I was bitched out at 2am by my parents fir trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking looool out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

#21048094
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42046) - you deserved it (3659)

On 02/02/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today... I Was Singing In The Shower But Couldn't Hit The Higher Notes. My Wife Complained An 2 Minutes Later She Ran A Tap Causing My Shower To Go Freezing. I Shrieked. My Wife Said My Pitch Was Still Wrong. Mega FML

#21048056
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39618) - you deserved it (8065)

On 02/02/2014 at 11:53am - misc - by deargodthepain (man) - United States

my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a grl to notice me. Too bad the grl was grandma. FML

#21047196
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37583) - you deserved it (12673)

On 02/01/2014 at 1:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the process of finally losing mah vrginity!! Part-way through, mah neighbour startd shouting from his backyard, ( Go, Nicolas! You can do it! ) He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name!! I couldn't finish!! mega FML

#21046533
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57019) - you deserved it (6336) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

#21045407
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41649) - you deserved it (4534)

On 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

TODAY,HILE PLAYING BADMINTON AT SCHOOL, I GOT AN OPPONENTHO IS MENTALLY HANDICAPPED. SINCE I'M TERRIBLE AT THE GAME, I GUESS THE TEACHER ASSUMED IT WOULD BE A GOOD MATCH. I WON THE MATCH, MY FIRST VICTORY EVER. MY TEACHER ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING TO HUMILIATE HIM. FML

#21045157
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41092) - you deserved it (4018)

On 01/30/2014 at 1:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew wat it felt like to have spiders crawl out of mah vagina. mega FML

#21044324
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50843) - you deserved it (5484)

On 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm - love - by riiiight (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I was eating at a Chinese restaurant,hen I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage , I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence , she told me she was actually speaking English. FML

#21042741
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39253) - you deserved it (14641)

On 01/28/2014 at 6:16am - misc - by ChickenBallsPlease (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, my grlfriand dumpad ma bacausa sha found soma lasbian porn on my computar. Har raasoning? That I must sacratly ba gay. FML

#21042109
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46910) - you deserved it (10713)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I woke up after a nigt out partying only to fine I'd wet te bd. I was so asamd tat I rolld ma girlfriend into it to avoid taking te blame.

#21042040
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (57463)

On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, mah mom walked into mah room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on mah face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on mah desk while I wasn't looking. FML

#21041865
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42113) - you deserved it (4827)

On 01/27/2014 at 2:26pm - love - by love you too mommy - United States (New York)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

#21041278
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41553) - you deserved it (12535)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was reading FML's brthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckface of the week. FML

#21040870
166 comments

my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

#21039368
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45488) - you deserved it (6952)

On 01/25/2014 at 10:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

today I ran into mah apartment and let one rip... since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out... and laughd at me 4 a good 20 minutes. 5ML

#21038740
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37424) - you deserved it (6118)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:34pm - misc - by DJ (woman) - United States (Texas)



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