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I am a Year 12 student at the moment
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Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
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On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)
Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML
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On 06/04/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by xricardo - United States (Arizona)
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
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On 06/01/2010 at 11:59am - misc - by Lou (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML
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On 05/29/2010 at 1:28am - misc - by crashingdown - Australia (South Australia)
Today, while sitting at a red light, my mother asks "Do you have any intimacy questions?" FML
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On 05/24/2010 at 11:14am - intimacy - by weirdedout (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, the supervisory staff at work was changed in my area. The good news? My boyfriend is now my manager. The bad news? My ex, the guy I cheated on my boyfriend with, is our supervisor. FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 10:23am - work - by nick_of_time (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML
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On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
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On 05/20/2010 at 2:32pm - intimacy - by kjdhfakjs (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
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On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
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On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States
Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady asked me to spell out my password to a site so she can access my test scores. The password was "dick." FML
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On 03/25/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by uhoh901 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I spent the night with my boyfriend as he promised me that his parents and younger brother, who I have yet to meet, were out of town until Tuesday. We were awoken by his mother screaming, telling me that she doesn't want girls in the house corrupting her baby boy. He's 20. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 8:21pm - love - by Living_Loving (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
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