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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 40884
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About DaDezza244 : Hello strangers.
Let's run away from the wickedness of the world and travel to Narnia or Hogwarts! The world is mad and I had enough. It's time for us to disappear to our fantasies

Let's travel the world and obtain every Pokèmon that currently exists in our imagination! (I prefer all pokemon up to 486)

I'm hopeless at making puns so I don't really comment. Anxiety problems is also a reason I don't comment. #TheStruggle

University life is upon me!
I love History and Cars
I am Respectful, kind Person
I am Australian with an Asian descent
I Hate racist people.
I Believe in Human Rights
Stand up for what you believe.
Be Respectful to everyone.
I'm on app most of the time.
Support same-sex marriage!
Don't Judge people!
Message me if you wish!
CYA later :D

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Today, After Seven People At Work Approaching Me And Asking Me If I Was 'that Lad From The Paper', I Picked One Up To See Wat They Were Talking About . Turns Out Mah Doppelganger Is A Man Who Brutally Murdered His Older Brother Last Year . Mega FML

#21367159
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31981) - you deserved it (1882)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12) - you deserved it (9)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all , so I listened to the frst 30 second of it to get a feel fir it. It was nice and uplifting , so I sent it to mah mom. Turns out , after the frst 30 seconds , the singer brighten his day by singing about his enormou penis. FML

#21366785
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (11836)

On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WAS CHECKING THE FAMILY'S COMPUTER HISTORY, AND FOUND THAT ( SHREK PORN ) HAD BEEN SEARCHD MULTIPLE TIMES. FML

#21365639
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29522) - you deserved it (3075)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to doctor so he could remove a living spider from nasal cavity. big fat FML

#21365080
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35508) - you deserved it (2263)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, while having sex, mah fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart an said, "God, you love fucking mah pussy." FML

#21364648
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29203) - you deserved it (3139)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yastarday , wila trying to slaap , I aard wat soundad lika somaona braaking into my ousa. I ran downstairs , only to find my cat ad rippad down my blinds an was tanglad up in tam , trasing around ta floor lika a fis. FML

#21363021
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27506) - you deserved it (2834)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wantd to date me. FML

#21362620
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32561) - you deserved it (2704)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Taday I bougt How To Train Your Dragon and te casier started complaining ow er kids keep demanding dragon stuff and tat mine will start after tey see te movie!! I don't ave any kids, and I didn't ave te courage to tell er I was buying it 4 myself!! mega FML

#21362244
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (4726)

On 02/23/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by MDoremis - United States (Hawaii)

today my usband again lost is keys!! It's a daily struggle to fine tem!! Tis time tey were in an ice cube, literally!! He said e must ave accidentally puttd tem in tere wen making ice!! He's going to be te fater of my future cildren!! FML

#21360688
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33796) - you deserved it (7947)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

Today, a guy attacked me an tried to steal mah bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to mah husband looool screaming in pain.

#21360466
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32989) - you deserved it (3904)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Taday some popped-collar wearing shitbrd tried to pick me up with the line , ( You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck? ) FML

#21359908
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (2484)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I drove looool alone fir the first time since I passed mah test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers an got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage an was sure mah license was fake. Almost half an hour later , he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

#21359872
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30970) - you deserved it (2283)

On 02/20/2015 at 3:00pm - misc - by all tweened out (man) - Canada

Today, I was talking to mah best friend's brother after we drunkenly hookd up last night. I've had a crush on him 4 over a year. He endd up interrupting himself an said, ( Please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to think we're dating or anything. )

#21357951
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (4907)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:48am - intimacy - by foreveralone - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to putted in her underwear. FML

#21356191
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36192) - you deserved it (3457)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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