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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 40867
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About DaDezza244 : Hello strangers.
Let's run away from the wickedness of the world and travel to Narnia or Hogwarts! The world is mad and I had enough. It's time for us to disappear to our fantasies

Let's travel the world and obtain every Pokèmon that currently exists in our imagination! (I prefer all pokemon up to 486)

I'm hopeless at making puns so I don't really comment. Anxiety problems is also a reason I don't comment. #TheStruggle

University life is upon me!
I love History and Cars
I am Respectful, kind Person
I am Australian with an Asian descent
I Hate racist people.
I Believe in Human Rights
Stand up for what you believe.
Be Respectful to everyone.
I'm on app most of the time.
Support same-sex marriage!
Don't Judge people!
Message me if you wish!
CYA later :D

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Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made looool up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start loosing wieght. I went outside fir my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML

#21271662
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (7274)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:17pm - health - by PickYourselfUp (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, ( What's that? ) fat FML

#21271608
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39904) - you deserved it (16410)

On 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I replied to a party invite. I thought I was only replying to the hostess,ho's a close friend, so added a P. S. about a recent sex toy purchase I'd made an how rubbish it had been. I only realised after pressing ( Send ) that I'd selected ( Reply All ).

#21271313
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25970) - you deserved it (37340)

On 10/05/2014 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I went to a parade. While I was there , I ran into mah ex an his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him , I tried to act like I was oblivious to them an having a great time. I turned around , only 4 a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML

#21271287
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32556) - you deserved it (4889)

On 10/05/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by HarleyDavison - United States (Missouri)

Today, this grl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems lyk the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

#21271233
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33461) - you deserved it (4897)

On 10/05/2014 at 1:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday the guy I really like acknowledged my existence 4 the first time . Too bad it was through a text saying "lol ur a fat fukc" . FML

#21271187
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35148) - you deserved it (3475)

On 10/05/2014 at 12:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose mah virginity . As we tumbld onto the bd, an excruciating pain shot through mah stomach . It turnd out to be a hernia, and no, I looool didn't get laid in the end . FML

#21271185
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38867) - you deserved it (3920)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:55am - intimacy - by fucksake (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I told mah mom that once I leave school, I want to join the clergy, and how much it meant to me. Her response: looool "Never knew u wantd to molest kids so much!" FML

#21270314
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30041) - you deserved it (6353)

On 10/03/2014 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

yesterday I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. mega FML

#21270236
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29171) - you deserved it (5145)

On 10/03/2014 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today , I overhered my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns u into like , half-chick , half-dude." He was serious. How am I relatd to this moron? FML

#21270200
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33286) - you deserved it (2451)

On 10/03/2014 at 4:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it's my birthday. I've spent most of it apologizing to my parents for the "hassle" of "having" to arrange a simple birthday dinner. Sorry I was born, guys. FML

#21269752
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33508) - you deserved it (2673)

On 10/02/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by Sorry (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, in the men's room a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to mah foot!! The screen was facing upward, and looked like he was taking pictures of his junk in the office toilet!!

#21269595
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34040) - you deserved it (2897)

On 10/02/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by Vkaz (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend an I were roleplaying therapist an patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him an burst into tears. real FML

#21269125
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40135) - you deserved it (4850)

On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Taday mah little sister decided it would be funny to bend mah iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

#21268378
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39528) - you deserved it (13355)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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