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DaBigNigga
  • Town/Country : rack city, rack city
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 June 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I was taking a patient's blood pressure, and listening for his pulse with my stethoscope. I couldn't hear anything, so I adjusted the cuff and tried again. Still no pulse. He pointed out that my stethoscope was the wrong way around and sneered, "You been smokin' the reefer, boy?" FML

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On 03/07/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by no sir I have not (man) - United States



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