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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1994 (20 years)
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About D_waang : soccer is my favorite sport. i am a goal keeper. i like almost all kinds of genre of songs but i usually listen to like 30 seconds to mars or airborne toxic event. like to do crazy things. yeah. that's me deal with it or fuck off.

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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