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About D_waang : soccer is my favorite sport. i am a goal keeper. i like almost all kinds of genre of songs but i usually listen to like 30 seconds to mars or airborne toxic event. like to do crazy things. yeah. that's me deal with it or fuck off.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Monday 5 October 2015