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DSuarez94
  • Town/Country : North Lauderdale, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 November 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2742
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DSuarez94 : My name is Danny Daniel Suarez. Yes, my first name is Danny and my middle name is Daniel DEAL WITH IT! I am a big Nintendo gamer, own an ipod touch with 4 full pages of games, and addicted to World of Warcraft. My Tauren Shaman will own you ALL! I am also really good at guitar hero. Not really good, but better than most people I know. F THAT I AM FREAKIN' AMAZIN AT GUITAR HERO! I COULD OWN YOU ALL! Also, as you can see, I like writing in all caps. IT EXPRESSES MY ANGER IN COMPUTER FORM, MAN! I was born in Brooklyn, New York in Brooklyn Hospital but my official race is Dominican. That is where my parents, grandparents, uncles, and aunts were all born. . I moved to Florida when I was 9 years old (still don't know why). I went to P.S. 157 in New York until 4th grade. I went to 5th grade at Rock Island Elementary, of course in Florida. I went to William Dandy Middle for junior high. I currently go to Atlantic Technical Center Technical High School. So, that's basically me.

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Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I open my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friends place with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML

#6191720 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (7230) - you deserved it (20109)

On 11/07/2009 at 2:16am - misc - by munnyfish (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML

#6186656 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (16369) - you deserved it (3340)

On 11/06/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML

#6095945 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (34965) - you deserved it (2837)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:30am - love - by Loser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (8392) - you deserved it (48258)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML

#5912690 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (25429) - you deserved it (3065)

On 10/20/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by Watchyourstep - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

#5789992 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (8433) - you deserved it (36424)

On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States

Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML

#5721043 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (6815) - you deserved it (18396)

On 10/08/2009 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

#5708797 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (23045) - you deserved it (11085)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860 (314)

I agree, your life sucks (96385) - you deserved it (3835)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

#5699307 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (25242) - you deserved it (8321)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

#5629622 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (14888) - you deserved it (3119)

On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

#5589145 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (35608) - you deserved it (2329)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

#5580319 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (5985) - you deserved it (25324)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:56am - misc - by slcbabii23 (woman) - United States (Missouri) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

#5579906 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (32695) - you deserved it (2219)

On 10/01/2009 at 2:59am - love - by Icy (woman) - United States (Washington) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

#5519699 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (37406) - you deserved it (2687)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Texas)