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Today, I found my checking and savings account to both read $0.00. My parents transferred all my money to theirs because "I'm irresponsible, and not fit to handle money." I'm a 3.8 college student and have a full-time job. They are currently unemployed. FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38176) - you deserved it (3310)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:00pm - misc - by Bummer - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML

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64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10796) - you deserved it (29919)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by FingerBang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48766) - you deserved it (16151)

On 08/06/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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