About DLTsandwich : I fave a lot of FMLs because I am easily amused. It's a flaw :(
I also haven't really tried posting 7 different FMLs like it says. Just making that clear so you don't automatically assume I'm annoying and whiney. :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply: "I gotta work that day." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by Kristinmarsh08 - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 5:58pm - misc - by royalscenery (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for halloween. He said "Single". FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet, for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML
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On 10/26/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by skippy_liz (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "Shes not THAT ugly." FML
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On 10/22/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by annonymus - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my girlfriend told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone." FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 10:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 10:48am - health - by catattack78 (man) - United States (Maryland)
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