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About DJjer : I'm a person who cares but in a funny way.
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Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)
Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 1:58pm - misc - by moobysrocks - United States
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 3:20am - misc - by deadandwasted (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States
Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by yourstruly - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 10:08am - intimacy - by ryan - United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cyber sex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 9:51am - intimacy - by erin - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
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