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Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36065) - you deserved it (13242)

On 06/15/2010 at 3:11am - love - by milkybear (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

#4837442
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I agree, your life sucks (45710) - you deserved it (3907)

On 08/26/2009 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:35am - love - by ish (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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On 05/04/2009 at 7:27pm - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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