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About DGross : I love the outdoors / spending time with friends/ getting to know new people
Almost every comment I write has “…” somewhere… It’s been something I’ve carried with me for years and I’m not about to change it…
When I have free time I'm usually in the gym/ jogging/ etc. I’ll also play almost any sport though I can’t guarantee I’ll be good :-P
I've been told I'm "too nice" before but it doesn't bother me... those who are worth it respect an honest guy anyways... Respect me and I will respect you… sounds easy, right?
I currently enjoy reading posts from the following people:
If you make on the list, chances are you’re one of those people whose comments I legitimately look forward to reading…
Feel free to shoot me a message if you want to chat/ kill time/ whatever… Now, for a limited time only, with a guaranteed response… (Offer not valid if you’re a troll, elf, etc…)
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Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML