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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 August 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3742
  • Number of comments : 348
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DGross : I love the outdoors / spending time with friends/ getting to know new people

Almost every comment I write has “…” somewhere… It’s been something I’ve carried with me for years and I’m not about to change it…

When I have free time I'm usually in the gym/ jogging/ etc. I’ll also play almost any sport though I can’t guarantee I’ll be good :-P

I've been told I'm "too nice" before but it doesn't bother me... those who are worth it respect an honest guy anyways... Respect me and I will respect you… sounds easy, right?

I currently enjoy reading posts from the following people:

? Perdix
? Monikabug
? Snickerdoodles
? KurouTenshi

If you make on the list, chances are you’re one of those people whose comments I legitimately look forward to reading…

Feel free to shoot me a message if you want to chat/ kill time/ whatever… Now, for a limited time only, with a guaranteed response… (Offer not valid if you’re a troll, elf, etc…)

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DGross's favorite FMLs

Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML


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On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32937) - you deserved it (2846)

On 03/08/2010 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33438) - you deserved it (3825)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

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