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DFizzlio

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DFizzlio

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 75
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DFizzlio : Gamer, Youtuber, and Musician from AZ =)
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Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51789) - you deserved it (16784)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35652) - you deserved it (7324)

On 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by massachusettsan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47639) - you deserved it (13695)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML

#204455
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47639) - you deserved it (13695)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)



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