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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 507
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27287) - you deserved it (12993)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25218) - you deserved it (5268)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27962) - you deserved it (2573)

On 11/11/2010 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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