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Today, I told mah son and daughter that there father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with "YAY! I want to live with daddy! He buys better presents." Thier father has literally never looool bought anything for them, the exact reason I'm divorcing him. FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned that if your going to tell yur mother u are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

#5530332
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On 09/28/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding... I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out... he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than looool me. FML

#5527691
78 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 2:25pm - love - by chachi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Was Introducd To Friends Of My Boyfriend As ( My Other Girlfriend . ) FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming an crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room cuz the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. fat FML

#5525269
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On 09/28/2009 at 11:13am - kids - by justgreat (man) - United States (Virginia)

I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it!! Sometimes children hide there pet rabbit in there!! FML

#5522422
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On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today.. . I went ice skating fir my friend's birthday . We had to vacate the skating rink so that they could smooth out the rink fir the next session . I don't know how to skate and my friends left me . Not only was I the last one out of the rink.. . but I had to crawl my way out with everyone laughing . FML

#4450231
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On 08/11/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by elmangy (woman) - United States (California)

Today... The Dry Cleaner Next To My House Went Up In Flames. I Went Outside To Look At The Fire... As I Lookd On In Amazement I Realizd I Had Droppd Off All Of My Work Cloths At The Cleaners Two Days Before. I Was Supposd To Pick Them Up Today But Was Too Lazy To Walk The 10 Feet To The Store. FML

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92 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, as I was driving mah dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from mah boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. real FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Teamarie (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; hehippd out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

#4446947
311 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 8:17am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at the pool, casually flrting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed an thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 4:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, an she asked fir mah number!! I was so excited that I gave it to her without question!! Then she smiled, an walked away!! Too bad mah girlfriend was right behind me when it happened!! FML

#4443952
163 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by A.L.Woody - United States (Colorado)

YASTARDAY I HAD A HORRIBLA BRAAKUP WITH MY GIRLFRIAND OF TWO YAARS. DAPRASSAD I CHANGAD MY FACABOOK STATUS TO "HATA MA TODAY HATA MA TOMORROW HATA MA 4 ALL THA THINGS I DIDN'T DO 4 YOU." MY AX COMMANTAD "GIVA MA AN ORGASM?" FIVA OF MY FRIANDS INCLUDING MY MOM LIKAD THIS. FML

#4443925
212 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, an I have almost no room to get into my car cuz an SUV was parkd in a compact spot next to me all crookd. Irritatd, I got a pen an paper an wrote 'Nice parking u F*ing idiot an stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

#4442846
174 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Amanda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleephile I was tanning!! When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically!! I askedhat was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that u woke yourself up." FML

#4440172
78 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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