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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About D0PEHH : ayoooo.! My names jessica.
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Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17343) - you deserved it (5854)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (101529) - you deserved it (3583)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Brad (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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