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by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 9:02pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by stopinthenameoflove / 06/19/2014 at 10:37am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/14/2014 at 8:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by disturbed / 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm / Ireland / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/26/2014 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML
by HouseWife / 05/20/2014 at 10:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, I downloaded a movie for my mom that she really likes, "When Harry Met Sally". When she loaded the file, we soon found out it was actually some kind of obscure porno billed as "When Harry Wet Sally". FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2014 at 6:48pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I received a poorly-written letter from my asshole neighbor in which he threatened to "sew" me because my dog shat on his lawn again. I went over, asked if he needed some wool for his sewing, and told him to stop being an idiot. Now he's apparently hiring a lawyer for real. FML
by possibly a sweater / 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by unwantedforlife / 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by tigger2013 / 08/03/2013 at 12:01am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/03/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/01/2013 at 2:03pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I went out on a date with a girl. Everything was going well until I shared how my family was affected by the 2010 earthquake in Haiti. She immediately got up and left, calling me a liar. Apparently, I'm "too cute" to be of Haitian descent. What the hell? FML
by Kn0wledge123 / 06/26/2013 at 1:27am / United States (Florida) / Love
by sugarysofalof / 06/13/2013 at 12:22am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…