Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

CynicalWolf

Search for a member

CynicalWolf
  • Town/Country : St Johns, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 November 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CynicalWolf : "Cynical implies having a sneering disbelief in sincerity or integrity. "

I was at a loss for a username so I went on a generator and picked the first one that came up with my word of choice, 'wolf'.

I'm 18 and from Newfoundland, Canada. Not much else. I'm living on residence while I attend university and attempting to choose between 2 majors.

CynicalWolf's last visitors

Gshelton09bucbasher21ICastilloadameeoLittlestPrincesskingmustangshorty6823mountainmanneilDblocker

CynicalWolf's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

See all of CynicalWolf's badges

CynicalWolf's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML

#20560035
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31857) - you deserved it (4581)

On 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML

#20501923
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13170) - you deserved it (19137)

On 02/11/2013 at 3:57am - misc - by tongue tied - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML

#20499439
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41393) - you deserved it (5018)

On 02/09/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

#2131299
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23793) - you deserved it (51227)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by