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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CynicalWolf : "Cynical implies having a sneering disbelief in sincerity or integrity. "

I was at a loss for a username so I went on a generator and picked the first one that came up with my word of choice, 'wolf'.

I'm 18 and from Newfoundland, Canada. Not much else. I'm living on residence while I attend university and attempting to choose between 2 majors.

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Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML


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On 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML


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On 02/11/2013 at 3:57am - misc - by tongue tied - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55594) - you deserved it (6353)

On 02/09/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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