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CynicalWolf

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 November 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 350
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CynicalWolf : "Cynical implies having a sneering disbelief in sincerity or integrity. "

I was at a loss for a username so I went on a generator and picked the first one that came up with my word of choice, 'wolf'.

I'm 18 and from Newfoundland, Canada. Not much else. I'm living on residence while I attend university and attempting to choose between 2 majors.

CynicalWolf's page activity

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CynicalWolf's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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CynicalWolf's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML

by tongue tied / 02/11/2013 at 3:57am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML

by Anonymous / 02/09/2013 at 11:11am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

by zero_minded12 / 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love